Avatar Author: Abstract Kicking it at the University of Oklahoma. I like writing, science, almost all forms of music (literally), creating constructed languages, graphic/visual arts, and a good book. I will not hesitate in saying I am a Christia... Read Bio

Dear Mr. Reinstedter,

I hereby tender my resignation from your advertising firm. Your daughter really did write better copy than I did.

Enclosed is also the expenses I wound up with from the office betting pool as to whether or not your daughter would write better. I bet on myself. I bet big. I was the only one. I lost.


Tom Jenkins

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  1. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Funny way of using the spam for something creative.

  2. Avatar Abstract

    …and now with the original catalyst for this story deleted (the prequel to this, zapped because it was spam, apparently), this story and the prequel I wrote to the original now just look like awkwardly random standalones.

  3. Avatar Robert Quick

    That seems like it would be an awesome title for a book about life. “Awkwardly Random Standalones”

  4. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    uh, sorry bub, that was your loss, not a company paid vacation.. :)

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