Haha, this made me smile :)

Funny way of using the spam for something creative.

…and now with the original catalyst for this story deleted (the prequel to this, zapped because it was spam, apparently), this story and the prequel I wrote to the original now just look like awkwardly random standalones.

That seems like it would be an awesome title for a book about life. “Awkwardly Random Standalones”

uh, sorry bub, that was your loss, not a company paid vacation.. :)