Avatar Author: Jim Stitzel I dabble a little in a lot of things -- writing, webcomics, gaming, photography, web design, music, and more. I'm a full-time code-wrangler and a part-time farmer with 40 acres, a lot of animals, and far, far too much to do. Read Bio


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  1. Avatar Pyropunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    oh, beautifully applied. I could just stare into your i all day long

  2. Avatar punpun

    what happened to your other eye

  3. Avatar Jim Stitzel

    Don’t be silly. Then it’d be i’s-liner.


  4. Avatar punpun

    but you’d put eyeliner on both eyes!

  5. Avatar Jim Stitzel

    But… but… you’re ruining my punchline!


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