Truth be told.... (limerick challenge)

Avatar Author: Radical Yellow Duck Ok, I'm back. One heart attack, a triple CABG (Coronary Artery Bypass Graft, pronounced cabbage) and two sessions of beating my computer into submission. I am back. I'm old. Real old. I'm so old I remember when dial... Read Bio

I hear of a man with a duck
who had the most terrible luck
Diabetes it seems
had invaded his jeans
and now he could no longer…

unthinkingly consume large quantities of carbohydrates.

View this story's details


Oh no! This story doesn't have a prequel. Want to fill in the blanks and write one?


Oh no! This story doesn't have a sequel. Want to fill in the blanks and write one?

Comments (5 so far!)

Average Reader Rating

  1. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    lmao nice.

  2. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    you are just crazy duckie

  3. Avatar Match

    Hehe – as a diabetic myself, I find particular pleasure in the fact that the last line is exactly what you do need if you’ve just misread the previous one!

  4. Avatar Marli

    lol. A’ lighter’ side to health is what is needed.he.he.

  5. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Cute, very funny. Not a funny thing to have happen, but makes for a funny poem.

This story's tags are