Everything's Gone!

Avatar Author: Bill Hartzia just another surfer of the sea of dreams, dipping into the waves from time to time and hauling the catch to the shore Read Bio

“Welcome to Everything’s Gone! the gameshow that was burgled one hour before going on air! To delight and entertain our now-captive studio audience we’ve locked all the doors and will be asking probing and embarrassing questions of our guests. Contestants that the audience think are lying get a trip to the meat-maker, and lose some part of their anatomy!” Jason Wilde swallowed, feeling sweat drip down the back of his neck. He was pretty certain that this was illegal, but the floor-manager had made it clear that Jason would be taking a trip to the meat-maker if he tried shirking his presenter duties.
“So without further ado, let’s meet our contestants. Miriam, you look terrified!”
Miriam was a mousy woman who’s bio, collated before the show, said that she knitted tea-cosies for a hobby and was always kind to animals.
“J..J..Jason, I th..th..think I’m on the wrong show!” she said, her face ashy gray.
“You did sign the waiver,” said Jason. “Shall we send her to the meat-maker?”
The audience roared approval.

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  1. Avatar emily.ruth

    Wow. Lol, this is why I never trust game show hosts. :)

  2. Avatar Oy

    Hmm… What did she do to warrant a trip to the meat-maker?

  3. Avatar Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

    there is an episode of the anime Ergo Proxy that is almost liuke this he makes it to the last question and then……..well i cant tell you the end, you gotta watch it.

  4. Avatar Bill Hartzia

    @Oy: she was a contestant on the show — there’s no need for her to do anything else. The producers want to keep their ratings up :)

    @Mighty-Joe Young: that sounds interesting! I’m not a big fan of anime, but I’ll take a look for this one.

    @terriblebeauty: thanks :)

  5. Avatar ElshaHawk (LoA)

    so, they are going to say everyone lied so they can watch them get mutilated.. sounds either japanese or ancient greecian.. not sure about the colleseum part. ;)

  6. Avatar Silven

    Brutal. I’ll admit that I immediately thought of Japan.

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