We all have our secret gross habits, things that would make us drop dead of embarrassment if anyone saw us doing them. Nose picking, zit popping… you get the idea. But we’re nice people, disgusting though we are!

In the spirit of Jeff the compulsive masturbator (http://ficly.com/stories/3959), write me a story about a character with a disgusting habit. The habit can drive the story, or not… just get creative.

Challenge ends on my birthday — your talent is your gift to me.