I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only want to see you laughing in my purple rain…

Purple rain, purple rain… Feel it pour down all over your soul.

Years later, Prince would play at the Superbowl. His only bad habit? Cryptomnesia.

“Something I just play these notes and I’m just saying, ‘Wow! This is great! I write amazing songs!’ Then it turns out that the song you just wrote is ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ and it’s back to page one. Sad, no?”

One day, Prince met none other than Miley Cyrus. She took Prince by the hand softly and whispered in his ear, “I Wanna Be Your Lover, lover…” Prince then asked, “You want to see my purple rain, Billy Ray?”

“What? I thought you were that Michael Jackson fellow. I’d never jump the bones of your like.”

Prince then changed his name to Lettuce and left Brazil permanently. It is rumoured he currently fights crime with a phenomenon known as “the bat man.”