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Denied

Denied? Denied?! How dare they deny my grant proposal? Don’t they know true genius when they see it? Don’t they know who they’re dealing with?

Typical! You try to do something to advance the cause of science and to benefit all of humanity and this is what you get! No support! No appreciation!

Fine. I don’t need their money, and I don’t need their approval. All this means is that I won’t have to abide by their guidelines.

So when I build my nuclear-powered, missile-armed dino-zeppelin with my own money, I’m going to build that fucker without guardrails.

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