I found this through the random-story button, and I’m shocked this didn’t receive more attention. I think it’s hilarious, myself. Great storytelling!

LOL, thanks, Sam!! It’s one of the sillier ficly’s I’ve written but it makes me laugh.

Viciously funny, and I’m as suprised as Sam that this didn’t get any responses the first time around. Thanks Sam for hitting the random-story button, otherwise I might have read this, and that would have been a shame.

btw, “version the second”? does that imply you did a re-write at some point?

The first was in the challenge itself, Krull.

Male pigs like him ruin it for the rest of us.

I would also like to note that you’re spot-on about the “dancing” bit. I agree that it’s wrong on so many levels. You should have seen what my peers from my old (private) high school did when the party wasn’t sponsored by the school…

Yeah, Krulltar, the first version was about ballroom dancing and I just couldn’t resist writing this one.

Bless your heart, Rorschach, I wish there were more of you out there. I’m getting ready to re-enter the single scene and I shudder at the thought of having to endure more experiences like this one. But I have a feeling it’s inevitable…

Oh, I have been single all my life and it isn’t pretty. I loved this story and it reminded me of many many places where men and woman mingle. Funny and sadly true.

Good luck, I hope you can find plenty of good dancing and avoid the carelessly, thoughtlessly spilled drinks and insults.