Im sorry i didn’t understand…

Kind of a work thing. I get really tired of having my work schedule ruined because someone else wants to leave work early or keep taking Friday off. Must be nice , I think to myself while I smile artificially.

So I, in a world where I can do what I want, each person who asks to get something done today because they have to go somewhere gets a form that says I got their request to hurry up. I load this form into a small wax capsule, drop it into the loading slot of the greased air gun, and…well…go look up catheterization. Suffice to say I’d enjoy it (if I were that evil, that is) and they would not.

this reminded me of information retrieval in the movie brazil it was ingenious thanks for writing it

oh you’re shooting them, i thought it was more of a machine, with a tiny end, and like the bank, when they went to the air tube, it just connected itself..

i read this again outloud to my wife and she agreed its awesome

Quite wonderful, really…