“C’MON DUDE! DO IT!”
“I dunno…”
“Come on!! It would be so stellar if you actually made it!”
“You say that like its unlikely.”
“Aw, dude, come on, make sense! I cant understand whatever you’re saying!”
“I said…nevermind. I dont think I should. Bungee jumping just…isnt my thing.”
“Yeah, but it’d be so cool if you did, and I would totally invite you to my birthday!”
“Yes, that’s my main priority, being invited to your birthday party.”
“What’d you say?”
“I was just talking to myself.”
“Young man, I suggest you hurry up if youre going to jump. There are other people waiting!” said the man who worked at Bunch o’ Bungees Bungee Jumping Company.
“Ok…fine, I’ll…AGH! YOU PUSHED MEEeee…”
“Aw, sweet!”
“Wow. That looks awful.”
“WHAT THE HEEEEECCCCkkkkk…”
“No one asked you, old man. You just work here!”
“HEllpp…”
“Maybe I should just unhook his bungee cord!”
“WHAaatt..?”
“Is that what you want? Do you want your friend to die?”
“NOo…I DID NOTHing…”
“FINE! I’LL UNHOOK HIM!”
“DUDE!”
But it was too late.