If you’re in line for a religion
Let us see what we can see
There’s a new Buddhist Egyptian
Or one based around cat pee

There’s a million things to worship
Celebrations to attend
Pray to gymnasts doing back flips
Or spread word about the end

You can even make your own
There’s always something to love
Your religion could outlaw groans
Or believe the earth came from a glove

But no matter what happens, you’ve got to believe
Be truthful and honest and right.
And if some angry person grabs your shirtsleeve…

“If you’re looking, then you’ve got a fight.”