Heathrow Conversation

I ain’t gonna do it.

Ya ain’t gonna do what?

What e’er he said.

What’s he say?

Ya ‘eard what’s said.

No I didn’t.

Ya can’t tell me ya dinna hear him.

Look, if I ‘erd ‘im I wouldn’t be sayin’ I dinna hear him.

‘e said that Air Lingus won’t be flyin’ ta Dublin today.

Why’d he say somethin’ that daft?

‘cause they’ve got crazy ice on their wings.

You’re daft.

I’m daft. What’d ya got on yer head then?

I’d got it at the duty free shop.

‘Tis a bowl, ‘er a hat?

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