The Rodney Candycane Writer's Invitational

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Come one, come all, to the 1st Bi-Annual Rodney Candycane Writer’s Invitational! The challenge in this…challenge is to write the best story ye can! However, as any good challenge does, this one has some rules and guidelines:

- There must be at least one contraction used in every sentence of the story.
- The story must take place somewhere in the UK and the majority of characters must use cockney accents. (If unsure what a cockney accent is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bolmTJv_nE)
- Irish characters are strictly prohibited. Reference to Irishmen is permitted if negative in nature.
- Using a bowler hat as an accessory gets you major bonus points.
- Use of “crazy eyes” is another way to gain bonus points (refer to Malcolm McDowell’s performance in A Clockwork Orange).
- Writing a series of stories is also worth ten quid bonus points.

Good luck to the lot of ya!

  • Started September 17th, 2009.
  • Ended October 1st, 2009.
  • Created by Spageti

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  1. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    So far I’m the only one with a contraction in the title as well as every sentence of the story! Because that’s how I roll.

    ;-)

  2. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    You may be the most patriotic non-englishman I’ve ever met.

  3. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    Challenge completed!

  4. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    I accept your challenge. Prepare yourself.

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