Do I need a mature tag for writing about a sharks claspers?

Hahaha. No, I think you’re good.

I like the way this is going though…

Me too! I hope that Sue the shark can pick up a female!

Where did this paper clip, sticky note and sharpie come from?!? I thought we only had some cheese, string and a tele-porter!

It came from the teleporter.

Claspers? That was just funny. I think was the most well crafted of this absurd series.

I carefully research before each piece I write (Which means I hit up wikipedia): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark#Reproduction

Thanks for the compliment! I’m looking forward to where this is going.

I laughed out loud, thank you for that… and I liked the MacGyver’d badge. I think I may attempt a sequel….

Do it! You get bonus marks for ridiculousness, distributed by THX.

(It hath been decreed that THX be holy judicator of absurdity)