A++ would explode again.

“The bomb beeped to let him know it was disarmed”

If only all bombs could be so courteous

I love you, Active Dan! SIGN MY SHIRT!

THIS STORY HAS WORDS IN IT AND THAT FLOATS MY BOAT

I know when I’m confused as to what to do, my first instinct is to tear into things with my bare teeth.

This story made me actually lol. And believe me, I don’t use the term “lol” unless I mean it. I’ll give you a good haha, thank you, but very rarely an lol.