In Which Yetis Eat My Face: The Stone Rockwell Story

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“Oh god!” he screamed. “My face!”

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  1. Avatar lostsalient

    Goddamn amazing

    Your best work yet

    (Honestly, I’m laughing so hard right now.)

  2. Avatar J.M.V.

    I love it, in a ridiculous sort of way.

  3. Avatar Bryar

    You’re right.

  4. Avatar AdorableBlanket

    i like yours a lot bryar hush

  5. Avatar YaYa

    How do Yetis evenly divide up faces?

  6. Avatar AdorableBlanket

    it’s every yeti for himself

    or herself

    (furself)

  7. Avatar jesteram

    I have a new favorite for this challenge. I’d give you five pencils, but you insist on giving yourself five so often, I suppose you don’t need all five from me.

  8. Avatar Butler

    Is it bad form to give oneself five pencils?

  9. Avatar AdorableBlanket

    i stand by my assertion that it is only the BEST FORM EVER

  10. Avatar strawberrymint

    Genius.

  11. Avatar gĀ²LaPianistaIrlandesa

    X) Not only is the piece itself funny, but I can’t get over the fact that the title’s longer than the piece.

  12. Avatar monkeybomb

    I laughed. I cried.
    Then I came home from watching Terminator 4 and read this.

  13. Avatar StudMuffin (LoA)

    Wait… Monkey Bomb, you laughed during Terminator 4?

  14. Avatar AdorableBlanket

    terminator 4 was awwwwfullll

  15. Avatar Muse among Myths

    PERFECT

  16. Avatar Music-Hearted

    Ahahaha. Wow. This is ridiculous… I applaud you.

  17. Avatar Oy

    Nice!

  18. Avatar OrangeOreos (LoA)

    Haha! Nice…

  19. Avatar Turtles :)

    wow… this is hilarious…

  20. Avatar invisibility_disability

    i actually laughed out loud at this. i think you should win. >.<

  21. Avatar Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

    <3

    I know this was forever ago but I just found it so SOD OFF!

    I loveit.

  22. Avatar Spex

    Hahahahahahaha!

  23. Avatar Centipede Damascus

    You done good, man.

  24. Avatar AdorableBlanket

    this was like a year ago guys
    but thanks one love

  25. Avatar Amaris Wolfe

    You have just completed my life. thanks for that.