Excellent dialogue. I created a challenge sometime back about taking a famous acronym and changing it. No one bit so I deleted it. This would have been a great entry.
Did you know there’s a phobia against phobias? Phobophobia
Thank you! Your challenge would have been fun. I’m new here. Too bad I wasn’t around. I’m a fan of word play and spinning meanings into new directions, just to make things interesting, and it can be hilarious sometimes. I did not know of that phobia, but knowing that now I’m a bit scared, so I’m a Phobophobiaphobic, I guess.
32 ^2 
AnthonyTNT