Amusing take on the neighbor thing. Registered.. Not a bad idea. I love how Amy can spot one! And five in a month..time for a new neighborhood for Amy. Tom seems happy there.

love this take on the whole thing. I think it doubly funny because people do broadcast their assholishness, but not with formal admissions…

So much fun! We had to move into a senior (shudder) mobile home community a few years back and a LOT of my neighbors would have to register! Thankfully though, not the nearest ones. Well done!

Hahaha this was great! The dynamic of Ben and Amy was great—really made everything flow nicely.

You definitely can write a comedic banter and create an amusing situation! Very nice job. The writing was incredible as well.

This might be my new favorite story on this site! I laughed for a full 5 minutes.