blech, those guys are pigs. No, wait… pigs are cute.

I hope you don’t have the misfortune to know guys like this. I probably am lucky enough to only know a couple, and they aren’t quite this level of d-bag.

I don’t know any that would probably talk about this so openly or in such a cavalier manner, but I’ve met more than a few that make this imagination stretch a small one. :P