To celebrate some of the wonderfully wacky films that we get to watch with childish abandon around this time we call Christmas, this challenge asks you to come up with the most absurd, ridiculous, outrageous and downright silly pitches for film ideas ever conceived!

Your story can take any form, as long as it details in some way a marvellously maverick film idea – perhaps including an actor or film exec’s response to the movie blueprint, or even a critic’s review of the film should it, inconceivably be made into an actual motion picture…

Taking into consideration some celebrations which I’ve heard might be happening towards the end of December, I bequeath thee two weeks to give the madcap world of movies your best shot – MH :)