Akheloios
Hi, I’m Paul.
Winner of the 2009 All England Pro-Am Hikikomori Championship via Unanimous Disqualification for not getting out of bed and turning up. Currently studying for a Degree in Classics with a bit of Archaeology and Creative Writing thrown in for fun. Collector of bad films, reader of trashy vampire romance, writer of, so far, short stories and bad poetry.
Defeated the Spider-Queen of Mars in hand to hand combat for the Sceptre of D’Hash, but doesn’t like to talk about it.
Once loved a sparkly chested vampire so much the body glitter wore off.
Enjoying Ficly far more than is good for my assignment schedule.
Usually found hanging out round the northern end of Manchester, UK.
Stories (56)
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Mummy, daddy, I want to be a dolphin.
Author: Akheloios
Published February 23rd, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Things to do on a rainy day
Author: Akheloios
Published February 21st, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Lunch story: Variation 0: Reality
Author: Akheloios
Published January 27th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Lunch story: Variation 3: Meta
Author: Akheloios
Published January 27th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The First Annual Kavateekar Conference
Author: Akheloios
Published January 20th, 2011
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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And the meek inherited the Earth.
Author: Akheloios
Published January 17th, 2011
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Musing on the mundane, cleaning the kitchen cupboard.
Author: Akheloios
Published December 22nd, 2010