Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman’s vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. “Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,” he stated.

‘What?’ the woman asked.

But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it’s pretty much just an instinctual reaction now.