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Kihd

Joined August 2010 and calls FaceSlap home.

46 stories, 331 challenges, 598 comments, and 43 friends

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IOU a better biography, someday.
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Stories

  1. the fever dream with Ghost Of You in the background?

    The mother is standing with her back to the girl. Bad Guy comes in and takes the girl without the mother even noticing. Takes her to his house on the coast of the ocean. He already has a hole dug on the beach. He throws her in and rapes her and paints ...

  2. July 11, 2011

    Albinos are fortunate for everything they view is through rosy eyes. Every star a fuschia firefly. Cardiologists are dumb for everything they do is cuing Cupid to shoot, lose, get prosecuted. I cannot deny the fact that fireworks are applauding ...

  3. Venn Diagram

    If I used two nooses to make a venn diagram with the future held in center, Would you take your medicine and get better? Every time I try for a new hand I just get a chip off your cold shoulder. Not done, I’m still really unhappy with this. IR...

  4. Shrapnel

    Sturdy pin, firm grip. grenades blow graves, but I’d still catch you. vision dim, bite your lip. detonate, I’ll choke your skies blue. the man in the moon would fan the blackened plumes. ultra violets, infrareds. sighs trip triggers, what a...

  5. You are a coin.

    Drowned in your glass half empty, thriving in the most current tide. You’re just a coin, currency. You can’t have the head without the those troubling tales inside.

  6. Ativan Halen

    Beloved Bonquiqui, In one year you managed to change my frame of mind, switch the photos in my frames, and help me picture life through a sharper resolution. And the solution? We are each other’s negatives. I should have known this was going to h...

  7. Sometimes It Just Feels Good to Type Out Your Favorite Songs.

    Children, lover. You and I, undercover. Do you remember the song? So if you’re gonna leave, cut the cord to those you know will love you back, then come home. I’ve been ready, hands and feet all steady for you to walk away alone. So if you&...

  8. bye

    Questions I’d only dreamed of asking tumble dry and start detaching from the safety belt I’d looped around my one last baby tooth. Answers I can’t believe I’ve given, Since when is one and one forbidden? Friends make the apron s...

  9. "I don't want to be THAT guy..."

    Look me in the eyes, and pinky-swear to what isn’t. But she’s in peripheral vision, and your fingers were twisted. Your finger on the mirror will never leave a reflection, No, I’ve got spyware detection, but the smudge is perfection. ...

  10. This is really short.

    smile like i’ve got straight teeth grin and grind, flex my eyes. prosthetic crows stencil wreathes around the half pipes of my sight. maybe later i’ll add on.

  11. serpentine

    You’ve never had stars in your eyes only leaves. I remember when they were green like me (and she and she and she). Both of us were, werent we? Green, like serpentine. Like blind men handing out tickets for christ your oak face let go of those po...

  12. Solve for "i"

    9x – 7i > 3(3x – 7u) 9x – 7i > 9x – 21u -9x -9x -7i/-7i > -21u/-7i i <3 u

  13. el oh el

    We’re both obliviously observant But what does leaving solve? Give me the wheel, let the speedometer slow and watch the miles evolve. This kinetic energy is unconscious And what will revealing it solve? Give me the reign on my worries and wishes ...

  14. I don't know what to call this

    My pillow told me all about you. You saw your reflection in November’s new moon. Was it fear of the old or a fracturing mold that left you borrowed and blue? Tell yourself that every cat on the freeway is a raccoon, to give your mind some leeway....

  15. Rollover

    … the man in the white cloak gave me the predestined telegram. My pass port has expired, but soon I’ll begin to fly again. My necklace keeps the time, and I’ll let you keep the memories. If they get to be too much, you should co...

  16. Valence

    Stars, and particles neutral Aerodynamically futile Zooming at speeds you will utilize in your demise When superfluous eyes Read and revise Every truth, every lie. Unconsciously spy the atmosphere, Still bound by the tie of a vengeful peer. Ironic! How...

  17. Messy Desk 8/6/04

    Messy desk, messy desk. I really have a messy desk. There’s a carcass in my desk. My messy desk is sure grotesque! It isn’t very picturesque. You’re messier than all the rest. I think that you’re the very best. I love you so muc...

  18. Moment of Silence: Sequel to Support

  19. I Was The One Worth Leaving

    smear the black ink across the expansive paper desert, granting your last demands. I stare down at the asphault and wonder what’s buried underneath. A tonic of gasoline and 0-negative has given this deathbed of so many worms the craggy face of a ...

  20. Inauguration

    January 20: “…without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.” May 9: The sunset is red, white, and blue. Kinda looks l...

  21. Humanicide

    He strode from his position behind the camera to gaze out the vainly huge window. The symphonic menagerie of honks and beeps and screams had always soothed him, but the chaos newly born unto the street below was thoroughly disturbing. Every citizen tha...

  22. Modern Crazy Cat Lady

    I awoke from my slumber. My cellular device convulsed wildly atop the granite counter. It purred and hummed, flopping like a dying fish on an ivory dock. A message this late at night? The spasmodic dance continued briefly, then dissolved into an incess...

  23. Abort (Mature)

  24. All's Fair in Love and War (Mature)

  25. Mattress (Mature)

  26. Love at First Bite (Not another vampire story) (Mature)

  27. Dinner Bell (Mature)

  28. "Empire State of Mind" parody PART 3

    101 lakes? Most are just ponds. Take a step, cut your foot, of zebra shells I’m not fond. Full of duck poop disease tiny little red hives. Jeez this stuff is itchy Don’t forget your sunscreen There really is no “down town” But i...

  29. "Empire State of Mind" parody PART 2

    Catch me at Pokagon or swimming in Lake James. Don’t forget your sunscreen, come have some summer fun and games. Potawatomi Inn Named after the Indians Now I got my BFFs and we are gonna dine in. Crossroads of America No drugs to be selling, ya&#...

  30. "Empire State of Mind" parody PART 1

    Cruisin’ down Wayne street Now I’m down at Sea Dweller’s Right next to Staples I’ll be geek forever Mayor Dick Hickman Sitting next to AMS That’s because he lives right there Yeah, they love him everywhere At Angola Middle...

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