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John Perkins

Joined May 2009 and calls John Perkins - Blog home.

18 stories, 0 challenges, 271 comments, and 35 friends

Hello. I’m John. Please don’t make fun of me.

Stories

  1. Crying on the Job (Mature)

  2. Alliterated Allegiances

    All assurances against another action assuaged apprehension. Bothered by bullying, both bonded between back-stabbings. Curiously cautious concerning coming communicated change, Charles contemplated choices. Does Don’s deeper depravity denouncement di...

  3. Arizona Bay

    It’s been two weeks since the event that transformed the entire landscape of the Western United States. Most of the mere thousands who survived are calling it an “Armageddon;” a cleansing of a culture run amok with narcissistic consumerism; Mothe...

  4. Oops! I Did It Again (Mature)

  5. Thursday

    The hotel room smelled of wet socks and sex. It was an eerily familiar scent that reminded Hilt of his childhood. Instinctively, he winced at the memory. Hilt swung his legs over and sat for few seconds rubbing his head. The hotel room was bathed in a ...

  6. Penultimate

    “So this is it?” Harold Jamison walked over to his ex-wife, extending his hand to caress the back of her head. “This is how our story ends?” “Yes Jamie.” “But what if I don’t want it to end? I think we deserve a sequel.” Jamison moved...

  7. Slim Shady (Mature)

  8. Preacher Teacher (Mature)

  9. Escape

    I’ve been trapped in this tiny prison for months, with no memory of how I got here, or why. I simply awoke to find myself trapped, alone, unable to remember my name or my past. The last few weeks I’ve been exercising almost constantly, building my ...

  10. Closer To God

    Just because it’s my fault doesn’t mean I’m the only one who has to, or should, pay. We’re all prone to occasional bouts of imperfection; of sin. As the man once said, “let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.” All of us are burdene...

  11. Careful What You Ask For

    His wrists bound tightly behind the chair, he struggled helplessly to free himself from the ropes. (“Hey, dude.”) He knew his time was running out and that Guerro’s men (“C’mon man, I know you hear me.”) would be back any mi...

  12. Six Word Challenges

    A Touch of Madness: I think. Therefore I am hunted. Space Western Lollapalooza: John Wayne dismounts horse onto Mars. Stranger Than Fiction: She writes my love into existence. I Knew I Should Have Turned Left at Albuquerque: I should have called a cab....

  13. The Letter Arrives

    Joe Smalls was a quiet, well-mannered man in his late 30s, or early 40s, unsure of his exact date of birth due to circumstances well beyond his control. His hair was always neatly trimmed, and his face bare of any unsightly stubble. A pressed shirt, ti...

  14. That One Time, With the Pizza Chick - Part II

    “You can’t pay, got no cash? Spent yer dough on this porno stash? Tell you what, I’m kinda bored. Come here ’n close the door.” Course I did as she had said & moved in closer to the bed, Much too quick for spinning head. Tripped &...

  15. That One Time, With the Pizza Chick

    Dear Penthouse Once upon a midnight dreary, drunk of rum, eyes a-bleary, Over bent a porcelain god, praying o’er days of yore. While I wretched, body sapping, suddenly I heard a tapping, As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my hotel door. “...

  16. Coffee Interrupted

    A lump welled up in my throat as he slid into the booth and took a seat across the table from me. “Coffee. Black.” He winked at the waitress as she strutted by, her skirt dancing in the air with the wiggle of her butt. “You’re a har...

  17. Target the Readers

    INT. Opulent Board Room – Late Evening Seven well-dressed men and women sit anxiously around a giant oval table. Floor to ceiling windows on two walls bathe the room in a soft orange glow. Towering buildings populate the landscape. Mr. Thompson, the ...

  18. Target the Readers

    INT. Opulent Board Room – Late Evening Seven well-dressed men and women sit anxiously around a giant oval table. Floor to ceiling windows on two walls bathe the room in a soft orange glow. Towering buildings populate the landscape. Mr. Thompson, ...

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