Originally published May 28, 2008, on Ficlets. Reposted here for ElshaHawk’s Retro Ficlet challenge. See the original in the memorial:
http://ficlets.ficly.com/stories/32217

haha, a little shameless self-promo.
I like the idea of an oreo cookie belt.. but evaporated milk would be a crime to cookies. UNLESS you BAKE with it, oreo pie?

I wouldn’t even bake with that foul substance! For the record, it’s not so much shameless self-promotion as obsessive-compulsive annotation, because I have an unhealthy need to leave breadcrumbs for posterity.

haha.. this is delightfully witty. I’m glad we’re re-hashing our old stories.. cuz i missed this little gem.

I actually remember this one and that I had the train of thought expecting a serious sci-fi drama based on the title. Nicely done, especially that it still manages to ring true somehow.

Haha, I remember this one too. Wasn’t it featured at one point?

It was, Orange! It was! I think this happened to be the first ficlet I ever read… and it was definitely the first ficly I sequeled. Pretty much I think this one was the one that started my ficlets love affair.
It’s all your fault, uselessness. All your fault.

*ficlet I sequeled. Geez, mixing past and present not the best thing to do, no?

Hahaha… love it. I think I remember it, too.

For the record, this was originally published on my birthday.