1) Caps lock key. Dude. Nobody wants to read all caps stuff.

2) This really needs the “Mature” tag, for language. (Immature as it is.)

Oh, I see it appeared in an all caps challenge. OK, my face is red. :P I still don’t like all caps stuff, but I can see why you did it. (Darnit, why can’t we delete our comments. :P )

Still, it needs the mature tag.

Seriously, tag this garbage mature.

Sure, it might be “immature” … but there definitely are perople out there who seriously think this way.

oh what a horrible date! lol. and caps hurt, yes, so this challenge might not catch on, however i do have a grandma who types in all caps.. says she can see it better..

Sorry, tagged it mature.

Thanks for marking it mature, so now I will comment properly.
I’m not a big fan of capital letters or vulgar crazy teenage ignorance, but that was the point of this. You supurbly captured the colloquial sytle of teenage texting.