LMBAOHARAOTF
(Laughing My Bloody Ass Off Hysterically And Rolling Around On The Floor)!!!
The funniest thing I’ve read on Ficly yet!
Deary me, I’ve got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
PHEW!
+))

I like that “maybe” in the last paragraph :)

One small post for a man, one giant WIN for mankind.

Very funny – I like the structure, and the characterisation of the alien – it feels very – well – authentic, worryingly!

Nice work kaellinn – MH :)

Thanks a lot, everyone. I had fun writing this one. :-)

Great piece