Hi, I’m Paul.

Winner of the 2009 All England Pro-Am Hikikomori Championship via Unanimous Disqualification for not getting out of bed and turning up. Currently studying for a Degree in Classics with a bit of Archaeology and Creative Writing thrown in for fun. Collector of bad films, reader of trashy vampire romance, writer of, so far, short stories and bad poetry.

Defeated the Spider-Queen of Mars in hand to hand combat for the Sceptre of D’Hash, but doesn’t like to talk about it.

Once loved a sparkly chested vampire so much the body glitter wore off.

Enjoying Ficly far more than is good for my assignment schedule.

Usually found hanging out round the northern end of Manchester, UK.

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