Inanimate Eulogy

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I did this on another site before but it didn’t have the 1024 cap.

When my computer blew up my wife said that I was so depressed I should write a eulogy for it.

So write a eulogy for an inanimate object. Toaster oven, chair, TV, Harry Potter book.

Anything as long as it ain’t carbon based.

Extra bonus point for the strangest object.

  • Started June 19th, 2009.
  • Ended June 26th, 2009.
  • Created by BA Boucher

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  1. Avatar Sneaky"LoA"Cleazy

    Thank you, I’m getting back to this late as you can all see. There has been difficulties in my household with all this moving. BA you laid it down with this challenge though..!

  2. Avatar BA Boucher

    Sneaky Cleazy won

  3. Avatar DirtMap

    who won?

  4. Avatar BA Boucher

    Congrats SneakCleazy. It was a tie with another piece but I gave you bonus for the oddity of the object.

    See those fireworks there? They are for you.

  5. Avatar Spiderj

    An ultra morbid entry, I’m afraid. Tried to think of an object which carried genuine reasons for mourning.

  6. Avatar Sneaky"LoA"Cleazy

    I liked this challenge. I get a little giddy when I get choices of what to pick, didn’t know what to choose. Hope what I chose was interesting for all that read. Thanks BA

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