Wow, ventriloquised is really a word! I woulda had a tough time conjugating that verb.

dang you should have put some visene in her tea.

she was just jealous, you left out the part where she was picking at the three peas, piece of lettuce, and potato skin on her own plate!

I, too, was impressed with ventriloquised. Verbing weirds language, to paraphrase a rowdy little comic-strip character.

Mmm, nice job.

Nice. Your gluttony, her wrath, pride, and envy.

Haha, very entertaining.