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Oy

Joined May 2009 and calls The Badgerwiki home.

107 stories, 8 challenges, 276 comments, and 31 friends

Here for the time being…

Stories

  1. Captain Jack's Haiku

    I speak as I die The first of many deaths, for I will always come back

  2. Using Google Chrome to get Flickr Image URLs (A ficly tutorial)

    1. Right click on the picture and click “Inspect Element” 2. This will bring up a window, the highlighted region of it contains a hyperlinked URL. 3. Right click on the URL and click “Copy link address” 4. You can now paste the ...

  3. Using Firefox to get Flickr Image URLs(A ficly tutorial)

    1. Go to Tools , then to Page Info 2.click on the “Media” Tab 3. Go through the images with URLs beginning with http://farm#.static.flicker.com to find the image (when the # is replaced by a number) 4. Right Click on it, select copy 5. The ...

  4. How to use Inspiration: Flickr (A ficly tutorial)

    A lot of you may want to use pictures from flickr, which, being creative commons images, is a good idea. But the image URLs in flickr are harder to come by. The methods for getting the flickr image URLs can be found in sequels. All tutorials were made ...

  5. How to use Inspiration (A ficly tutorial) (Outdated)

    As you well know, Ficly’s inspiration system is not up and working. So, in the mean time, I have figured out a way to use pictures as your inspiration inside the editor. All you have to do to get an image is to surround the image URL with exclam...

  6. Summer Running Camp

    When we left we were full with boundless energy and excitement and anticipation of what was to come But now we’ve swung the swing seen the elephant and we are content

  7. Transition into Cyberspace

    “Attention Parents! The body you see before you is not an indicator that I am dead. Rather, it marks the day of the greatest day of my life, the day of my upload into cyberspace. No longer will I have to put up with taunting classmates, no longer...

  8. The teeny voice

    “The sky is large on large days and small on small days!” the teeny voice recited over the sequels. “The sky’s the limit, the sky’s the limit!” God, I hate that voice. Even after all these years, it still comes back ...

  9. A regular night in the lab

    As Dr. Smithson sat in the lab, he heard a most peculiar whirring noise followed by a thud as an armchair thudded down between two shelves filled with chemicals. “Damn L.O.U.N.G.E.R,” the man grumbled, going around the back to fuss with som...

  10. The "Electoral College system is out of date" rap

    Our election system Is worse than Myst, um, The electoral vote we shouldn’t have to tote I will gloat when we switch to the popular vote. Word.

  11. I hunt a succubus (Mature)

  12. Prometheus's son

    “I am displeased.” Prometheus said, looking down at his son. “Do you find so much fault in my design? Do you so despise my creation, my life’s work, for whom I spent millenia tied to a rock for, that you would attempt to create ...

  13. Paris Hilton's reaction when she hears of the meteor

    ’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’...

  14. The elder ghost's lament

    Here I sit becoming older and wiser and Dead.I am mortal, as you were in the days gone past. I was once not mortal but the fates decreed me so and so I am for now and forever. You took my place but not my blades.

  15. The Time Capsule, or Stasis

    The world needed an alien, but aliens were not forthcoming. Well, really, the world ,(as the politicians reasoned), just needed some external force to make it right. But mankind had not yet mastered the secrets of time, so , instead, they decided to ha...

  16. The Dark or Imprisoned in words

    its dark oh so dark im afraid of the dark are you my mommy i want to go home how long have i been here are you dreaming are you reading they said they would imprison me in words help me

  17. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: First meetings in the Towerverse P2

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  18. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: First meetings in the Towerverse

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  19. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Transport

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  20. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Assembling the tet part 3

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  21. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Assembling the tet part 2

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  22. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Assembling the tet

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  23. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Prophecy part 2

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  24. Artemis Fowl:The Dark Tower: Prophecy

    I deleted the story as it didnt meet the community standards

  25. Prelude and Note

    If you find this story, know that it is not a challenge entry, however it is labeled as such. This, is to fill up these empty stories, so I no longer have to face the shame of so many empty ficlies. My ancestors would be proud.

  26. Unchanging

    The man drove his lawn-mower across his immaculate lawn in his immaculate yard in his immaculate neighborhood. He had a feeling that he didn’t have to do this, a feeling that the lawnmower was just for show, a feeling that, just like everything a...

  27. Kate

    In my head as of late Everybody is named Kate In rememberance of what I lost On the stormy ocean tossed I knew her for a single day But she took my breath away I knew her in summertime And she turned my water into wine I regret this simple rhyme scheme...

  28. Marjorie

    I’m glad Marjorie isn’t here. Not. (\/) (0.0) (u u) /_|\

  29. The Razor Blade

    The razor blade shined, the blood spots being the only tarnish on its otherwise pristine surface. It spun faster and faster as it moved ever closer to my head. “I’m screwed.” I muttered to myself

  30. The Writer

    The writer scratched at his head as he sat in front of the keyboard before an idea popped into his head like a champagne cork at a Formula One race. His fingers typed furiously at the keyboard as he wrote the last sentence. Achievement Unlocked: Enter ...

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